My dad always said that in his lifetime at school, both as a kid and later as a teacher for around thirty years, one thing that never got old was the excitement of the snow day, and I must admit, I agree with him. Most adults with typical adult jobs don't get to enjoy snow... Continue Reading →
Between a Minute and a Billion Years
I don't know what to do with this, and I don't think it's very interesting to anyone, but it made my head spin a little so I might as well write it here. Kalen and I have been working on creating an itinerary for our trip to London and Paris in a few months' time,... Continue Reading →
Learn From My Mistakes (Or At Least Laugh At Them)
Guess what time it is! It's time to laugh at my stupid mistakes! I need a clever name for this because it's probably the most recurrent theme on this weird mishmash of a blog. I'm open to suggestions, especially if they reference a particular day of the week so I can save such stories for... Continue Reading →
Is This Real Life?
Since you're reading this, I feel I'm safe in assuming that you're at least a somewhat regular consumer of the Internet. As such, you've probably encountered at least a couple listicles featuring examples of a specific type of false memory known as the Mandela Effect. Just in case you've missed the internet's fascination with it,... Continue Reading →
The Distant Future: The Year Two Thousand (and Twenty Three)
Happy New Year, friends! For my first post of the year, and against my better judgment, it looks like I'll be keeping it mild and mundane with a totes basic New Year reflection type post. Just the standard "Wow, what a year! Doesn't '2023' sound so futuristic? What did I accomplish? What are my resolutions?"... Continue Reading →
Swimming Surprises
I know we all have those dreams that are so realistic that we're just shocked when we wake up, but do you ever have the opposite happen? Where you have to stop and really assess whether what's going on around you is real? I don't mean the theory that we're all living in a simulation,... Continue Reading →
Ghost Keys (as Opposed to Skeleton Keys)
When I was about 10 years old, my family attended a wedding reception for a couple of friends from church. Most of the typical wedding reception things held no interest for me and I didn't know many of the people there, but a friend from my Sunday school was there with her parents. After we... Continue Reading →
Make Like a Tree
It's after Thanksgiving now, which means it's officially acceptable for me to upgrade autumn things for winter things, but it also means that I'm in that post-holiday turkey-induced slump where I don't have much energy or motivation to trudge up to the attic and dig out the Christmas decorations, so I'm just going to write... Continue Reading →
Uneventful Update
I've been writing a little less than usual because I've been doing a little less than usual. The weather has turned positively wintery (we even had the tiniest dusting of snow this week!) and most of my activities have been boring, routine maintenance things like making sure that the hoses got disconnected from the outside... Continue Reading →
Oh Deer, Is It That Time Again?
Eons ago, when Facebook had only just begun its rapid decline into rabid division, I enjoyed with one afternoon's lunch a particularly delightful piece of bread. The flavor was developed and balanced, the crust crackly and golden, and the inside open and exquisitely chewy. It was the chewiness that got me that day, the shining... Continue Reading →