It took a while for my brain to boot up this morning. It probably had something to do with the neighbors beginning their fireworks celebrations early.
I scrolled idly through Facebook while I ate breakfast and saw the following advertisement:
I blinked. What is that? Large wooden lobster claws? I guess you hold the rounded end and they maybe swing and the claws clack together. But why? Lobster festivals? Zoidberg cosplay? People sure do make and market weird stuff on Facebook.
They’re shoe inserts.
Hope your Friday makes more sense than mine! Or at least, if it doesn’t make sense, it’s the fun kind of nonsense!